Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 520 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/240 points)
Get one set of three foods.
Get two sets of three foods.
Get four sets of three foods.
Get eight sets of three foods.
Get a high score over 150,000.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/110 points)
Climb the Fortress.
Climb the Reservoir.
Climb the Old Growth.
Climb the Summit.
Climb the Anomaly (and finish the game.)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
